Select Your Arena

Compete in 1v1 PvP, multi-player rooms, or practice solo against CPU bots.

FLAGSHIP

PUMP DUEL

Hold. Swell. Bank before it bursts.

Synchronous live pressure duel. Hold trigger to pump the multiplier curve. Burst = zero. Best of 3 rounds takes the pot.

Wager Token: $PUMP Fairness: SHA-256 Seed
CLIMBER

TOWER OF GIRTH

Climb higher. Stay hard.

8-floor risk ladder. Each floor has 3 tiles (2 safe, 1 trap). Advance for escalating multipliers up to 50x or bank safely.

Wager Token: $PUMP Fairness: Seeded Floors
TACTICAL

MEDALLION MINES

Find the coin. Avoid the limp.

5x5 grid with 3 hidden hazard tiles. Reveal coins simultaneously to compound multiplier (+1.15x per tile). Cash out anytime.

Wager Token: $PUMP Fairness: Tile Hash
CLASSIC

PEEN'S HILO

The deck deals. You call it.

Provably fair 52-card deck. Guess Higher or Lower across a 5-card streak to compound multipliers up to 6.5x. Bank or push.

Wager Token: $PUMP Fairness: Deck Fisher-Yates

⚔️ Open PvP Wager Rooms

No open rooms right now. Create one or start instant 1v1!

⚡ Quick 1v1 Matchmaker

Select game and stake. Instant matchmaking with queued players.

~228 $PUMP per player

📜 Wager Settlements Feed

Welcome to PenisPump Arcade. All wagers settled peer-to-peer in $PUMP.

🏆 Official Tournaments

Owner-Hosted Championship Brackets
UPCOMING

The Girth Open — Inaugural $PUMP Cup

16 Players · Single-Elimination Pump Duel · Tiered Payouts

Entry: $25 USD in $PUMP Prize Pool: $400 USD

📜 Hall of Shame (Unsettled Debts)

Players with unfulfilled peer-to-peer settlement debts. Unsettled debts freeze further PvP access.

Debtor Player Creditor Player Unpaid Amount ($PUMP) USD Value Status Action
No active welsher debts! All match wagers settled.
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